Difference Between American Post And Comments And Nigerian Post And Comments - Jokes🤣

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN AMERICAN ONLINE POST AND COMMENT AND A NIGERIAN ONLINE POST AND COMMENT. AMERICAN ONLINE POST AND COMMENT: ANGELA GRANT’S POST: - I love my husband so much and I can do anything to please him. But I am also lusting after his older brother, what should I do folks? COMMENTS: William Hale: I think you need to talk to your husband about it because marriage is all about communication. Vanessa Drinkwater: Oh dear! I have been in your shoes before. I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married. Sophia Woods- Talk to you husband and ask him to do the things you find attractive in his brother. That ought to save the marriage. Tracy Bamby: Awwwww love….Get yourself a nice cuppa tea… it’ll sooth away that burning ache you feel for his brother…oh and don’t forget to watch Oprah later…*huggz hun* NOW CHECK OUT THE NIGERIAN POST AND COMMENTS: RAMAOTU IDEMUDIA’S POST: I live with my husband and two daughters...anytime my brother in-law comes to visit, I feel the urge to be with him instead. I need advice please. COMMENTS: Titilayo Kurukere: Ashawo !…no wonder you can’t even give the poor man a son…so so daughters *mtcheew* Damilola Gbadamosi : Oloshi leleyi, your brother in-law keAmaka Ede: You are a disgrace to your family and all women. May his tin get stuck in ur tin, JEZEBEL! Bornboy The Bigboy: You are just too cute. I love u, my BB pin is 22AA22BBC…please add me so that I can take care of you when my containers arrive from high and low seas… bebi leave ya husband lemme show you the life! Mohamadu Bello: This is all President GEJ’s fault Ekaite Akpan: @ Mohamadu, YOU ARE MAD...IT IS BUHARI’S FAULT…YOU HE-GOAT! In fact, I don’t even know why I am toking to you sef…..ILLITERATE! Mr Smith (Confused American on the friends list): Huh? Suffering And Smiling Student: Has ASUU strike been called off? Prophet Touch Not My Anointed: The bible says in ‘fallopian’ chapter 2 verse tatee…thou shall not look at ya husband’s brothers with lust. Repent my sister. Aminu Megida: May Allah forgive u Aishatu Yaya: It’s not ya fault….shey, is the man that decided to put ring on ya finger….there are plenty good women around but he decided to choose you…useless ojukokoro. Adebiyi Ojo: Abeg, is anyone coming to London?….I need someone to bring me some crayfish, its urgent. Patrick Obahiagbon: The enormity of this crinkun crankun will bring about Armageddonrial end to the fiscal polistikum edificacy of the I do…. I don’t of the marriage.

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